petition to make young adult authors stop writing about girls whose lives change when they meet a boy
When she saw him time slowed to a stop. He was so perfect and she knew her life would never be the same because she had finally found him. The one. The first boy she would ever kill.
Zodiac Files: Dealing With A Scorpio.
If that was a Nintendo controller and therefore made of Nintendium, it would still work after you cleaned it. It’s a shame it isn’t.
(( mostly-canon: zant is freakishly good at hiding how crazy he is, he can be deceptively calm/composed
headcanon: he only uses it to fuck with ghirahim ))